*NEW* Shop the Drunky But Funky store!Last Five Hangovers... The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09 Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24 A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27 A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31 If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19 Required Reading: �� The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band �� The Bartender's Bible �� The Hangover Handbook �� The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide �� Why Do I Vomit? �� Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man �� The Booze Hound's Companion
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| Michael He really, really needs to eat a sandwich or something |
Career High(s): | Even after nine White Russians, maintaining enough charisma to convince an officer that his penis did indeed belong outside of his pants | Career Low(s): | Being found upside-down and in pain, wedged between the oven and the wall, after attempting a solo kegstand without an audience | Quotes: | "Maybe you'd feel better if you took off your pants" | Special Skill(s): | Rolling dice; counting; propping up woozy, boozy girls | Party Trick(s): | He lets you rub the Buddha; will judge whose belly is whitest (and will proclaim Heather the winner) | Average Drinks Per Night: | 10 | Signature Drink(s): | Pabst Blue Ribbon | Buckets Awarded: | 0 |
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Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part.
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