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Lauren: Did you know the Algonquin hotel in NY now offers a $10,000 martini? Yeah. Heather: Whoa Lauren: It has a LOOSE DIAMOND in the bottom of it. Lauren: Hello, expensive choking hazard. Heather: And... You get to keep it? Lauren: Ha, yeah. You actually have to go pick it out first - you have to order the drink 72 hours in advance, and it comes with security escorting it to your table. Heather: That's hilarious Lauren: Isn't it? Heather: "And will that be well vodka, or do you have a preference?" Lauren: HAHAHA Heather: I would pay someone good money to go in there and order the $10,000 martini with, like, the cheapest vodka in it known to man. Lauren: That would be fantastic. Heather: Well, okay, not really, because I�d have to pay them, $10,000 Lauren: "I�ll have the Vons brand vodka, please." Heather: "Do you have Ralph's?"
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