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The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19
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The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide
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Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man
The Booze Hound's Companion
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Casey
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Honky Slut Warrior
Jason
Modern Drunkard Magazine
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Diaryland -- our favorite bardender
Lauren: Did you know the Algonquin hotel in NY now offers a $10,000 martini? Yeah.
Heather: Whoa
Lauren: It has a LOOSE DIAMOND in the bottom of it.
Lauren: Hello, expensive choking hazard.
Heather: And... You get to keep it?
Lauren: Ha, yeah. You actually have to go pick it out first - you have to order the drink 72 hours in advance, and it comes with security escorting it to your table.
Heather: That's hilarious
Lauren: Isn't it?
Heather: "And will that be well vodka, or do you have a preference?"
Lauren: HAHAHA
Heather: I would pay someone good money to go in there and order the $10,000 martini with, like, the cheapest vodka in it known to man.
Lauren: That would be fantastic.
Heather: Well, okay, not really, because Id have to pay them, $10,000
Lauren: "Ill have the Vons brand vodka, please."
Heather: "Do you have Ralph's?"
Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part.