*NEW* Shop the Drunky But Funky store!Last Five Hangovers... The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09 Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24 A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27 A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31 If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19 Required Reading: �� The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band �� The Bartender's Bible �� The Hangover Handbook �� The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide �� Why Do I Vomit? �� Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man �� The Booze Hound's Companion
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Career Highs: | Historic rally -- refusing to pass out -- after 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. drinking binge | Career Lows: | Having a friend of a friend offer to stick his finger down throat to aid in drunk vomiting | Quotes: | "I'm so drunk, I can't feel my lips" | Special Skill(s): | Sticking tongue down throat of anyone in the vicinity | Party Trick(s): | See above | Average Drinks Per Night: | 5 | Signature Drink(s): | Dirty Martini, 7&7, Guinness | Buckets Won: | 1 |
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