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Lauren: Did you know the Algonquin hotel in NY now offers a $10,000 martini? Yeah.
Lauren: It has a LOOSE DIAMOND in the bottom of it.
Lauren: Hello, expensive choking hazard.
Heather: And... You get to keep it?
Lauren: Ha, yeah. You actually have to go pick it out first - you have to order the drink 72 hours in advance, and it comes with security escorting it to your table.
Heather: That's hilarious
Lauren: Isn't it?
Heather: "And will that be well vodka, or do you have a preference?"
Heather: I would pay someone good money to go in there and order the $10,000 martini with, like, the cheapest vodka in it known to man.
Lauren: That would be fantastic.
Heather: Well, okay, not really, because Id have to pay them, $10,000
Lauren: "Ill have the Vons brand vodka, please."
Heather: "Do you have Ralph's?"
Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part.