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Last Five Hangovers...
The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19

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•• The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band
•• The Bartender's Bible
•• The Hangover Handbook
•• The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide
•• Why Do I Vomit?
•• Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man
•• The Booze Hound's Companion

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The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard

Lauren: Did you know the Algonquin hotel in NY now offers a $10,000 martini? Yeah.

Heather: Whoa

Lauren: It has a LOOSE DIAMOND in the bottom of it.

Lauren: Hello, expensive choking hazard.

Heather: And... You get to keep it?

Lauren: Ha, yeah. You actually have to go pick it out first - you have to order the drink 72 hours in advance, and it comes with security escorting it to your table.

Heather: That's hilarious

Lauren: Isn't it?

Heather: "And will that be well vodka, or do you have a preference?"

Lauren: HAHAHA

Heather: I would pay someone good money to go in there and order the $10,000 martini with, like, the cheapest vodka in it known to man.

Lauren: That would be fantastic.

Heather: Well, okay, not really, because I’d have to pay them, $10,000

Lauren: "I’ll have the Vons brand vodka, please."

Heather: "Do you have Ralph's?"

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