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Diaryland -- our favorite bardender
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He really, really needs to eat a sandwich or something |
| Career High(s): | Even after nine White Russians, maintaining enough charisma to convince an officer that his penis did indeed belong outside of his pants |
| Career Low(s): | Being found upside-down and in pain, wedged between the oven and the wall, after attempting a solo kegstand without an audience |
| Quotes: | "Maybe you'd feel better if you took off your pants" |
| Special Skill(s): | Rolling dice; counting; propping up woozy, boozy girls |
| Party Trick(s): | He lets you rub the Buddha; will judge whose belly is whitest (and will proclaim Heather the winner) |
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| Signature Drink(s): | Pabst Blue Ribbon |
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Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part.