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The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19
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Casey
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Dr. No
Drunk Bastard
Honky Slut Warrior
Jason
Modern Drunkard Magazine
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This drunk was made for funking. |
| Career Highs: | Historic rally -- refusing to pass out -- after 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. drinking binge |
| Career Lows: | Having a friend of a friend offer to stick his finger down throat to aid in drunk vomiting |
| Quotes: | "I'm so drunk, I can't feel my lips" |
| Special Skill(s): | Sticking tongue down throat of anyone in the vicinity |
| Party Trick(s): | See above |
| Average Drinks Per Night: | |
| Signature Drink(s): | Dirty Martini, 7&7, Guinness |
| Buckets Won: |
Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part.