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The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19

BE A FRIEND OF THE MOVEMENT!

We made a commitment and then, sadly, tragically, let it lapse. We had pledged both leading a lifestyle and then sharing it with the masses, and then it fell by the wayside.

But no longer!

Thus begins the Summer of Excessive Drinking and Inappropriate Behavior: Part Deux. No, for real this time. Because work is stressing us out and taking up many of the hours previously reserved for sweet, sweet booze and hanging out with friends, and this needs to be changed before something terrible happens. We can't let ourselves become serious and hard-working! We can't come home from a long week at the office to sip on tea and watch Lifetime. No, we need to dress up, head out, and clink glasses while making slurry toasts to a short weekend of beautiful freedom.

We hereby pledge ourselves to grabbing summer by the hand, pausing briefly to put that hand somewhere illicit, and then firmly leading it astray -- straight past the path of righteousness and into the nearest den of iniquity. This isn't your mama's summer. You can't bring this summer home to meet the parents and expect them to let you share a bedroom. One hand caresses a glass of booze, and the other is wrapped around things that would get you sent straight to detention, were you as young as you're acting.

We vow to bring back our stories from the battlefield, to regale you with tales of spilled drinks and errant tongues. We also will explore various beverages, lifestyles, and other drink-related activities, recipes, and anything causing general merriment. Enough of this tame, contained living. We're busting out the tanks and miniskirts, cracking open a six-pack, and living it up once again.

Cheers!