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The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19

BE A FRIEND OF THE MOVEMENT!

We knew it had to happen eventually: Without a nifty time machine at our disposal – Carrie's still working on it; later today she's going to fix it so she's standing on her toilet and slips and hits her head, to see if she properly envisions the flex capacitor – and lacking any kind of cosmic pause button, The Summer of Excessive Drinking And Inappropriate Behavior had to come to an end.

Sure, maybe there were weekends and weekdays when we weren't as loaded as we planned. Maybe we didn't do all the inappropriate things with our mouths that we anticipated. And, yeah, maybe we completely forgot to update our stats after week three. But the benefits of TSoEDAIB have been many: We're having more fun, we're discovering a new and special love for alcohol, we've made bartenders applaud and bank accounts bleed, and we've even had sporadic visits from the Nookie Fairy.

"I really am so much happier now that we're drunks!" Jessica has been known to proclaim. Well played, Jessica. Well played.

All told, then, we declare both the summer and the Drunky But Funky concept a rousing (arousing?) success.

But there's no reason it has to end just because summer inevitably does. The colder the days and the longer the nights, the more our delicious and warming new bosom buddy, Sweet Alcohol, can banish the goosebumps, boost the spirit, and blur the vision. The rest of 2003 still stretches before us like a sinfully saucy minefield of strange behavior and the strangers we can scare (or snare) with it.

Therefore, we'd like the help of our readers – those devoted to the art of getting simultaneously drunky and funky – in ushering in the next season of wanton ways and dead brain cells.

That's right. Bring on The Autumn of Alcoholism And Promiscuity. To celebrate its arrival, and to properly give summer an inappropriate kiss goodbye, we're proposing a party.

On Friday, September 19, the last weekend before the fall equinox, we increasingly drunky and ever so funky folks who run this site will be at O'Brien's Pub on the corner of Wilshire and 23rd St. Anyone who happens to read this site and happens to be in the area should come raise a glass or ten with us. For one thing, it will give us plenty to write about, for another it will result in copious photographs, and finally, we just really like drinking with people.

If you're into the idea of the First Seasonal Drunky But Funky Booze-Up And Bender, feel free to drop us an email at drunkybutfunky@hotmail.com so we can gauge interest. Or, just show up and get down with us. It's all good. More details will follow, such as what time, and how you'll know us, aside from the photos posted here and the general uproar coming from our area of the bar. But all are welcome.

And bring friends.

And also maybe other assorted hot people. We don't care if you know them. It's less appropriate that way, anyway.

In the meantime, live it up. There's still plenty of time left in The Summer Of Excessive Drinking And Inappropriate Behavior, and we mean to milk it for all its ass-grabbingly good potential.

Bottoms up.

Literally, if you like – it's what Motley Crόe would do.