*NEW* Shop the Drunky But Funky store! Last Five Hangovers... �� The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band �� The Bartender's Bible �� The Hangover Handbook �� The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide �� Why Do I Vomit? �� Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man �� The Booze Hound's Companion
Bad Kitty Clothing Casey Dan Dr. No Drunk Bastard Honky Slut Warrior Jason Modern Drunkard Magazine Sotally Tober: Because It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere Talk Like A Pirate Diaryland -- our favorite bardender |
What is Drunky But Funky?
DISCLAIMER: Don't be a stick-in-the-mud. OH, AND ALSO: We are not assholes � we don't drink and drive. That's why the sweet little baby Jesus invented taxicabs. Who are these visionary, revolutionary, and painfully attractive women?
DISCLAIMER: Michael is not a woman. Why Drunky But Funky?
Isn't that a little bit immature?
How often will you be partaking in this behavior?
What constitutes inappropriate behavior?
What are "inappropriate points"?
What's the format here?
When did the shenanigans begin?
Every good movement has a rallying cry. What's yours?
We've also considered, "Outdrink, Outskank, Outcrass." It has a certain ring about it. Any final thoughts to share?
Also, we have spent enough years being incredibly responsible that we honestly haven't abandoned our roots completely. We take care of each other, we eat before we booze, we drink plenty of water, and we don't put ourselves behind the wheel of cars or forklifts while under the influence. And we take particular care to control our birth. As for the rest of it, allow us to invoke the thoughtful and accurate words of Homer J. Simpson: "Ah, alcohol: The cause and solution to all life's problems." Bottoms up, indeed.
Copyright 2003, 2004 to Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael. We're not so drunk that we forgot this part. |