Pull up a bar stool Michael Lauren Jessica Heather Carrie We did WHAT that night?

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Last Five Hangovers...
The Ten Thousand Dollar Choking Hazard - 2004-12-09
Mixing Advice - 2004-10-24
A Grave Injustice - 2004-09-27
A Short History of the Bloody Mary (in My Life) - 2004-07-31
If You Build It, We Will Come - 2004-07-19

Required Reading:

�� The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band
�� The Bartender's Bible
�� The Hangover Handbook
�� The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide
�� Why Do I Vomit?
�� Field Guide To Stains: How To Identify And Remove Virtually Every Stain Known To Man
�� The Booze Hound's Companion

Friends of DbF:

Bad Kitty Clothing
Casey
Dan
Dr. No
Drunk Bastard
Honky Slut Warrior
Jason
Modern Drunkard Magazine
Sotally Tober: Because It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere
Talk Like A Pirate
Diaryland -- our favorite bardender

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A Prologue

What is Drunky But Funky?
A lifestyle choice wherein a group of generally well-behaved individuals decide it's time to stop being nice and start being trash(ed). We are committed to ingesting alcohol, perpetrating random acts of funkyness, drunkyness, and general skankitude, and shopping. We encourage others to join our movement and explore the many ways in which Drunky But Funky can change and enrich and dirty up their lives, and we spit on those who disagree with all the values for which we stand.

DISCLAIMER: Don't be a stick-in-the-mud.

OH, AND ALSO: We are not assholes � we don't drink and drive. That's why the sweet little baby Jesus invented taxicabs.

Who are these visionary, revolutionary, and painfully attractive women?
Carrie, Heather, Jessica, Lauren, and Michael, five Los Angeles singles who are both single and live in Los Angeles and who are trying to get thrown off the wagon and crushed under its wheels.

DISCLAIMER: Michael is not a woman.

Why Drunky But Funky?
The short answer: We were due. The long answer: Click here.

Isn't that a little bit immature?
And your point is?

How often will you be partaking in this behavior?
It varies. While this is The Summer Of Excessive Drinking And Inappropriate Behavior, we hope it will not become The Summer Of Holy Flaming Hell, My Pants Don't Bloody Fit Anymore.

What constitutes inappropriate behavior?
Anything that seems funny at the time, that is done in a public place without regard to who may be watching, and which is likely to cause excessive cringing the next day.

What are "inappropriate points"?
An arbitrary way of gauging which of us is generally the most debauched. We take into account the level of drunkenness, level of morning-after shame, how public the offense was, how many people it included, and a splash of Bloody Mary mix � just a splash.

What's the format here?
We each have baseball-card-style stats pages, to which we link above; also, we'll post entries detailing our debauched exploits and explaining the assignation of Inappropriate Points.

When did the shenanigans begin?
On Jessica's birthday. Click here, here, and here for supplementary accounts of that fateful night.

Every good movement has a rallying cry. What's yours?
We have a few contenders. One, associated with our No. 1 recommended reading for the Drunky But Funky movement, is "What Would Motley Crue Do (But I'm Not Sticking Anything Into A Burrito)?"

We've also considered, "Outdrink, Outskank, Outcrass." It has a certain ring about it.

Any final thoughts to share?
Yes: Bottoms up.

Also, we have spent enough years being incredibly responsible that we honestly haven't abandoned our roots completely. We take care of each other, we eat before we booze, we drink plenty of water, and we don't put ourselves behind the wheel of cars or forklifts while under the influence. And we take particular care to control our birth.

As for the rest of it, allow us to invoke the thoughtful and accurate words of Homer J. Simpson: "Ah, alcohol: The cause and solution to all life's problems."

Bottoms up, indeed.

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